Ryanair - Part II
Ryanair (we reported), the total flight times changed back again flexible. Good thing I've canceled because of the high-priced Hotline nothing. This is the proof: In my favorite airline is all thought through from beginning to end! Today I got
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Friday, March 11, 2005
Girdles With Suspenders
The King lives
the press release a well-known condom manufacturer: The starving is over, now there is a king-size condom.
I'm sure this will have consequences.
I assume the company is lubricated by the federal government to finally achieve the desired increases in population and there - as a welcome side effect - to draw some fellow from the labor market, the unemployment statistics would come in good stead. For many taxpayers will emerge tomorrow, when the new king condom is applied to many West German Prinzgemählchen that would have owned just like King . It follows then fluttered all the way probably Karl Lagerfeld's clothes in the most violent periods of weight loss. And, whoosh, oh, how could this happen, is it all gone smoothly next - and the savings agreement to the birth can sometimes be discussed with the local bank manager.
And only the problem before the condom shelf, as it would purchase a condom were not difficult enough. The new condom will bring men into terrible situations.
"When I think the normal strawberry shake with ribbed cuffs take naps in Paris, which I had otherwise always keeps me but then the cashier for a sausage." Even drugstore cashiers could even theoretically be interested in a king-size condom Intimbeglückung by our buyers. So, very likely.
And only if it really comes to sexual intercourse. Not in the king-size condom bedside table? How embarrassing!
Kondomkäuferin is also facing problems such as: "I insult him when I'll get just a vile, Gefühlsecht'-Verhüterli Before I do something wrong, I suppose you prefer a king-size?." The other thought: "Well, will have nothing happen, is indeed not just the dangerous time when I counted correctly.." And since women are expected to park as we know, nor can it be sorry in the baby apparel industry soon grandiose fact, give sales increases ...
Of course the condom sales soar rapidly, but only in the King area. Were men so far mainly in the areas of "automobile" and "biceps volume" bring their superiority expressed open up to now in this hitherto so inaccessible - because hidden in his pants - Field wonderful opportunities.
The king-size condom fits very well with the trend, "I say yes to more flushing power. From this trend, I know, thanks to a friendly company based in the U.S. that I keep sending cute emails and provide me with the prospect of their products, will my ejaculation volume increase such that I (as a man now) my friend as with a pressure washer could catapult virtually out of bed or alternatively, the king also bag full of his own.
shame really that I have no girlfriend and I also usually need a few other minor details, so I can not try the miracle stuff.
Nevertheless, I look forward to a new economic miracle in full.
the press release a well-known condom manufacturer: The starving is over, now there is a king-size condom.
I'm sure this will have consequences.
I assume the company is lubricated by the federal government to finally achieve the desired increases in population and there - as a welcome side effect - to draw some fellow from the labor market, the unemployment statistics would come in good stead. For many taxpayers will emerge tomorrow, when the new king condom is applied to many West German Prinzgemählchen that would have owned just like King . It follows then fluttered all the way probably Karl Lagerfeld's clothes in the most violent periods of weight loss. And, whoosh, oh, how could this happen, is it all gone smoothly next - and the savings agreement to the birth can sometimes be discussed with the local bank manager.
And only the problem before the condom shelf, as it would purchase a condom were not difficult enough. The new condom will bring men into terrible situations.
"When I think the normal strawberry shake with ribbed cuffs take naps in Paris, which I had otherwise always keeps me but then the cashier for a sausage." Even drugstore cashiers could even theoretically be interested in a king-size condom Intimbeglückung by our buyers. So, very likely.
And only if it really comes to sexual intercourse. Not in the king-size condom bedside table? How embarrassing!
Kondomkäuferin is also facing problems such as: "I insult him when I'll get just a vile, Gefühlsecht'-Verhüterli Before I do something wrong, I suppose you prefer a king-size?." The other thought: "Well, will have nothing happen, is indeed not just the dangerous time when I counted correctly.." And since women are expected to park as we know, nor can it be sorry in the baby apparel industry soon grandiose fact, give sales increases ...
Of course the condom sales soar rapidly, but only in the King area. Were men so far mainly in the areas of "automobile" and "biceps volume" bring their superiority expressed open up to now in this hitherto so inaccessible - because hidden in his pants - Field wonderful opportunities.
The king-size condom fits very well with the trend, "I say yes to more flushing power. From this trend, I know, thanks to a friendly company based in the U.S. that I keep sending cute emails and provide me with the prospect of their products, will my ejaculation volume increase such that I (as a man now) my friend as with a pressure washer could catapult virtually out of bed or alternatively, the king also bag full of his own.
shame really that I have no girlfriend and I also usually need a few other minor details, so I can not try the miracle stuff.
Nevertheless, I look forward to a new economic miracle in full.
Wednesday, March 9, 2005
Memory Exception C0000005
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I know why the moldy Post by noon today as is now ONLY ONCE. I HAVE TO SAY ONE DELETED BECAUSE OF commentary FRIENDLY WAY HAS BEEN MOVED.
I know why the moldy Post by noon today as is now ONLY ONCE. I HAVE TO SAY ONE DELETED BECAUSE OF commentary FRIENDLY WAY HAS BEEN MOVED.
What Laws Are There To Protect Game
Langnäsiges and a bit of advertising
I have just received a letter from Rowohlt: My "Flirt-book for men" in Chinese . So, apparently, I can decipher that is not a word. Interesting that on the cover, I'll also scan times this afternoon to see only couples are clearly western origin, all long noses. It goes on the inside. On page 51 and 52 approached geographically their own site because there's pictures of some cool überstylten Japanese, by rigid flirt untypical all together to finally actually show on page 134 and 136, a pair that is perhaps of Chinese origin. Just maybe. Well, it must know the Chinese, as such, so, with whom he wants to flirt.
I am happy anyway. I'm less excited about my stupid sore throat that will not just soft and obviously produced just a little fever. At the end I must still go to the doctor, which I would be very annoying.
Finally a bit of advertising (of which I, had by the way, nothing): In the Maxi, which appears tomorrow, two articles from me. One of female erogenous zones, sometimes considered scientifically, and a column about the so-called "shopping hangover" that can hum after excessive credit card use the skull. On the relevant image'm not the way to see just me, but, on the topic only superficially suitable, one of my two males.
I have just received a letter from Rowohlt: My "Flirt-book for men" in Chinese . So, apparently, I can decipher that is not a word. Interesting that on the cover, I'll also scan times this afternoon to see only couples are clearly western origin, all long noses. It goes on the inside. On page 51 and 52 approached geographically their own site because there's pictures of some cool überstylten Japanese, by rigid flirt untypical all together to finally actually show on page 134 and 136, a pair that is perhaps of Chinese origin. Just maybe. Well, it must know the Chinese, as such, so, with whom he wants to flirt.
I am happy anyway. I'm less excited about my stupid sore throat that will not just soft and obviously produced just a little fever. At the end I must still go to the doctor, which I would be very annoying.
Finally a bit of advertising (of which I, had by the way, nothing): In the Maxi, which appears tomorrow, two articles from me. One of female erogenous zones, sometimes considered scientifically, and a column about the so-called "shopping hangover" that can hum after excessive credit card use the skull. On the relevant image'm not the way to see just me, but, on the topic only superficially suitable, one of my two males.
Friday, March 4, 2005
Baptism Card What To Write
It is cold. So cold that I yesterday a cap 've bought. But a small detail has given me hope that perhaps one day will spring: it was decreased.
Dry Shoulder Mount Symptom
From the series "Modern flexibility" - today: Ryanair!
My new favorite airline is Ryanair!
Ryanair is a very friendly company: flexible and customer friendly!
yesterday I got my credit card statement of account was shown that Ryanair had been booked my flight to Edinburgh in May already.
stand on my statement, however, not Edinburgh, but Dublin. What it was all about, I wanted to check with Ryanair. I pulled out my printed confirmation, on which I had already noted the model number of the Reservation Center: When booking I was advised there were passengers on the day before the trip to call again. In this number I now shared a very friendly voice in several languages, that the call cost from the tone just 86 cents per minute, but the announcement was charged.
I found that even generous.
The signal was heard and allowed to splash out about it: At once the announcement was repeated in several languages, this time by another band lady and no longer charged. This lasted several minutes, but since I paid for it's only 86 cents, I was still of good cheer. Even then, when I landed in the queue, which had been generously donated again by another lady can discuss. Finally, turning again another lady to me, I was rather confused when I had to find that it belonged to a real employee. The assistant asked what I wanted and I asked her to Dublin. Whether it the aura of my phone out quasi guessed, I do not know, but she guessed at once with great ryanair policy competence, that I had made my booking on the web. But another hotline has jurisdiction, that number they durchgab me at once.
nice, I thought, that's all organized.
I dialed the new number, after which repeated the above procedure. However, the cost was now silly € 1.86 per minute, and the hold time was significantly longer. In addition, we had then done in the end, a real man, who informed me that the seats in Dublin ryanairsche Bank, which I previously would not have the kind lady sure can tell.
Now I inquired still the same, why I had received in my reservation no e-mail confirmation.
man: "Are you at Web.de?"
Me: "Yes."
man: "Then it can be."
Me: "Oh."
man: "The spam filter."
Me: "That I watch but always through."
Man: "Anyway."
I: have, "What For a return address for "
man (irritated):" How? I now "
I:". Do not apply directly to Ryanair itself "
man (triumphant):" The you do not see "I
." I could address as Ryanair, no spam Define when I knew the address. "
man: "???"
now had the nice Ryanair staff also have a surprise for me that made me forget the lack of confirmation was immediately
man:" Your flight times are so habem changed "
Me:"? Ah
Man: "Yes," I
".? And"
Man: "12:25 Clock"
Me: "No?"
Man: "Yes."
Me: "And I know this now so random?"
man: "So yes, you must call before the flight."
Me: "The day before had I heard they want me to fly five hours earlier?"
man: "..."
For information: The original flight was planned for 17:05. I had the book, because I still do not have time in the morning.
But Ryanair was prepared for something like that!
man: "You can have the money back to you."
Me: "And how do I get to Edinburgh?"
man: "A day earlier, perhaps?"
Me: "I can not."
man: "Even a day later is possible."
Me: "It's too late."
Well, of course I'm the one to blame the lack of flexibility was. But I have taken an example: I'm flying now totally flexible with another airline.
And I owe only to Ryanair.
PS Last night I even dreamed of my new favorite company. But even as it acted not an airline, but a large, luxurious Call Center, where it was very hot and all the staff funny horns contributed, as in Cologne Karnerval. Strange dream, is not it?
My new favorite airline is Ryanair!
Ryanair is a very friendly company: flexible and customer friendly!
yesterday I got my credit card statement of account was shown that Ryanair had been booked my flight to Edinburgh in May already.
stand on my statement, however, not Edinburgh, but Dublin. What it was all about, I wanted to check with Ryanair. I pulled out my printed confirmation, on which I had already noted the model number of the Reservation Center: When booking I was advised there were passengers on the day before the trip to call again. In this number I now shared a very friendly voice in several languages, that the call cost from the tone just 86 cents per minute, but the announcement was charged.
I found that even generous.
The signal was heard and allowed to splash out about it: At once the announcement was repeated in several languages, this time by another band lady and no longer charged. This lasted several minutes, but since I paid for it's only 86 cents, I was still of good cheer. Even then, when I landed in the queue, which had been generously donated again by another lady can discuss. Finally, turning again another lady to me, I was rather confused when I had to find that it belonged to a real employee. The assistant asked what I wanted and I asked her to Dublin. Whether it the aura of my phone out quasi guessed, I do not know, but she guessed at once with great ryanair policy competence, that I had made my booking on the web. But another hotline has jurisdiction, that number they durchgab me at once.
nice, I thought, that's all organized.
I dialed the new number, after which repeated the above procedure. However, the cost was now silly € 1.86 per minute, and the hold time was significantly longer. In addition, we had then done in the end, a real man, who informed me that the seats in Dublin ryanairsche Bank, which I previously would not have the kind lady sure can tell.
Now I inquired still the same, why I had received in my reservation no e-mail confirmation.
man: "Are you at Web.de?"
Me: "Yes."
man: "Then it can be."
Me: "Oh."
man: "The spam filter."
Me: "That I watch but always through."
Man: "Anyway."
I: have, "What For a return address for "
man (irritated):" How? I now "
I:". Do not apply directly to Ryanair itself "
man (triumphant):" The you do not see "I
." I could address as Ryanair, no spam Define when I knew the address. "
man: "???"
now had the nice Ryanair staff also have a surprise for me that made me forget the lack of confirmation was immediately
man:" Your flight times are so habem changed "
Me:"? Ah
Man: "Yes," I
".? And"
Man: "12:25 Clock"
Me: "No?"
Man: "Yes."
Me: "And I know this now so random?"
man: "So yes, you must call before the flight."
Me: "The day before had I heard they want me to fly five hours earlier?"
man: "..."
For information: The original flight was planned for 17:05. I had the book, because I still do not have time in the morning.
But Ryanair was prepared for something like that!
man: "You can have the money back to you."
Me: "And how do I get to Edinburgh?"
man: "A day earlier, perhaps?"
Me: "I can not."
man: "Even a day later is possible."
Me: "It's too late."
Well, of course I'm the one to blame the lack of flexibility was. But I have taken an example: I'm flying now totally flexible with another airline.
And I owe only to Ryanair.
PS Last night I even dreamed of my new favorite company. But even as it acted not an airline, but a large, luxurious Call Center, where it was very hot and all the staff funny horns contributed, as in Cologne Karnerval. Strange dream, is not it?
Free Foto Lincey Dawn Mckenzy
The Restaurant at the road side of society
Heidi Klum makes this week advertising for Mc Donald's.
I think it's great! Nice when celebrities use their popularity to promote more tolerance! Tolerance to restaurants on the road side of society that might otherwise be missed!
Sure, there are so few alarmists who claim that fast food chains exploited their employees were involved in corruption and put pressure on its franchisees worldwide. Grouch like the journalist Eric Schlosser, this geek who wants us in his book "Fast Food Nation" but only the appetite for it and prices has also surreptitiously (probably under pressure from some environmentalists is that the terrorist Tofuwurst gone to his head, the author of this article is obviously one of them.)
I say: What if? Does not it always, you should also let it go straight times five? Can you take care of everything? We, the "little people"? Did we not just hungry, when one of the fast-food chains with signs on the highway us dream of Whopper and Royal TS? And besides, it must not be good times last? We can not have anything for them!
A phrase from the area where our Heidi is coming from is: wool mer mal nit päpstlischer sin than the Pope (Speaking of which, like the pope is actually still at all?? Where does Pontifical on, where does it end But that's another topic).
If they feel exploited, then the employees should just work somewhere else. As I said, Marie Antoinette, if they have no bread, let them eat cake! And who does not want to create at Mc Donald's can still go to Mercedes!
addition, the slogan so beautiful! So emotional! Wat et Hätz for! And the burgers on the even for edentulous Mümmelbrötchen appropriate, by the way a laudable social engagement for older people, so you can see the transported over thousands of miles of non-beef. And not the crap that was found at the hack ever been to the USA. Anyway everything is brown. Finally
et jejange'd still jut and know not wat makes Heidi se nit hot. It also advertises for salads anyway, what interests them because the burger. And give a bit of monoculture leaves from bags but was extremely fresh. Compared to chicken cage formed meat with bread crumbs, for example. One must look only just in the right perspective. Everything else would be intolerant. Downright ignorant. Discriminatory. As the eco-Fritzen're always compared.
Heidi is on top of that trend. Veronica Ferres but has no problems making for a nuclear power group advertising and afterwards for organic baby food. This is no contradiction, if you will only really.
Veronica wants. And Heidi, too.
Thanks, Heidi!
Heidi Klum makes this week advertising for Mc Donald's.
I think it's great! Nice when celebrities use their popularity to promote more tolerance! Tolerance to restaurants on the road side of society that might otherwise be missed!
Sure, there are so few alarmists who claim that fast food chains exploited their employees were involved in corruption and put pressure on its franchisees worldwide. Grouch like the journalist Eric Schlosser, this geek who wants us in his book "Fast Food Nation" but only the appetite for it and prices has also surreptitiously (probably under pressure from some environmentalists is that the terrorist Tofuwurst gone to his head, the author of this article is obviously one of them.)
I say: What if? Does not it always, you should also let it go straight times five? Can you take care of everything? We, the "little people"? Did we not just hungry, when one of the fast-food chains with signs on the highway us dream of Whopper and Royal TS? And besides, it must not be good times last? We can not have anything for them!
A phrase from the area where our Heidi is coming from is: wool mer mal nit päpstlischer sin than the Pope (Speaking of which, like the pope is actually still at all?? Where does Pontifical on, where does it end But that's another topic).
If they feel exploited, then the employees should just work somewhere else. As I said, Marie Antoinette, if they have no bread, let them eat cake! And who does not want to create at Mc Donald's can still go to Mercedes!
addition, the slogan so beautiful! So emotional! Wat et Hätz for! And the burgers on the even for edentulous Mümmelbrötchen appropriate, by the way a laudable social engagement for older people, so you can see the transported over thousands of miles of non-beef. And not the crap that was found at the hack ever been to the USA. Anyway everything is brown. Finally
et jejange'd still jut and know not wat makes Heidi se nit hot. It also advertises for salads anyway, what interests them because the burger. And give a bit of monoculture leaves from bags but was extremely fresh. Compared to chicken cage formed meat with bread crumbs, for example. One must look only just in the right perspective. Everything else would be intolerant. Downright ignorant. Discriminatory. As the eco-Fritzen're always compared.
Heidi is on top of that trend. Veronica Ferres but has no problems making for a nuclear power group advertising and afterwards for organic baby food. This is no contradiction, if you will only really.
Veronica wants. And Heidi, too.
Thanks, Heidi!
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