Girdles With Suspenders

The King lives

the press release a well-known condom manufacturer: The starving is over, now there is a king-size condom.

I'm sure this will have consequences.

I assume the company is lubricated by the federal government to finally achieve the desired increases in population and there - as a welcome side effect - to draw some fellow from the labor market, the unemployment statistics would come in good stead. For many taxpayers will emerge tomorrow, when the new king condom is applied to many West German Prinzgemählchen that would have owned just like King . It follows then fluttered all the way probably Karl Lagerfeld's clothes in the most violent periods of weight loss. And, whoosh, oh, how could this happen, is it all gone smoothly next - and the savings agreement to the birth can sometimes be discussed with the local bank manager.

And only the problem before the condom shelf, as it would purchase a condom were not difficult enough. The new condom will bring men into terrible situations.
"When I think the normal strawberry shake with ribbed cuffs take naps in Paris, which I had otherwise always keeps me but then the cashier for a sausage." Even drugstore cashiers could even theoretically be interested in a king-size condom Intimbeglückung by our buyers. So, very likely.
And only if it really comes to sexual intercourse. Not in the king-size condom bedside table? How embarrassing!

Kondomkäuferin is also facing problems such as: "I insult him when I'll get just a vile, Gefühlsecht'-Verhüterli Before I do something wrong, I suppose you prefer a king-size?." The other thought: "Well, will have nothing happen, is indeed not just the dangerous time when I counted correctly.." And since women are expected to park as we know, nor can it be sorry in the baby apparel industry soon grandiose fact, give sales increases ...

Of course the condom sales soar rapidly, but only in the King area. Were men so far mainly in the areas of "automobile" and "biceps volume" bring their superiority expressed open up to now in this hitherto so inaccessible - because hidden in his pants - Field wonderful opportunities.

The king-size condom fits very well with the trend, "I say yes to more flushing power. From this trend, I know, thanks to a friendly company based in the U.S. that I keep sending cute emails and provide me with the prospect of their products, will my ejaculation volume increase such that I (as a man now) my friend as with a pressure washer could catapult virtually out of bed or alternatively, the king also bag full of his own.

shame really that I have no girlfriend and I also usually need a few other minor details, so I can not try the miracle stuff.

Nevertheless, I look forward to a new economic miracle in full.